Yeah. I did it. I bought the longest domain I could.
Well, most of it anyway - I wanted to buy ahugeevergrowingpulsatingbrainthatrulesfromthecentreoftheultraworld.com, but had to settle for ahugeevergrowingpulsatingbrain.thatrulesfromthecentreoftheultraworld.com.
I learned something in the process: there is an upper limit to the number of characters in a domain name. And not just the domain, but each ‘label’ as they are called, being either subdomain, domain, or top level domain (TLD).
63 characters.
I think I broke half of the domain registrars when trying to buy it.
So I had to split at a logical point.
And then I just added the rest as a subdomain, with room to spare.
And thanks to my friend Chris Derby’s brilliant thinking, I bought the matching link shortener too (though it’s not actually set up just yet): ahegpbtrftcotu.com.
Next up - Let’s Encrypt breaks on the long domain:
https://community.letsencrypt.org/t/a-certificate-for-a-63-character-domain/78870?fbclid=IwAR30zkT2tAFAvxPaKmV4xTNTce8kTIplRve4ywZgffPMewCaMKLF5RX3DYk
Next up - I tried setting up my ahegpbtrftcotu.com link shortener on bit.ly and voila:
bit.ly requires custom domains to be 15 characters long max including the dot.
And now the why for this particular domain - the name of one of my favorite songs on my favorite album:
Wikipedia - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld