Things I learned at Glade Festival in the UKJuly 20, 2009Bacon grease cuts the alcohol, coke (the soda, ma) cuts the bacon grease, water cuts the coke, alcohol cuts the water. Repeat ad nauseam (then rinse!).Better to have wellies and not need themYou will be listening to music for three days and on that steady diet, when you get back to reality and hear music anywhere, you’re likely to start dancing and bobbing around like you’re right back at the overkill tent, be warned.Festivoil - the mix of suntan lotion, mud, sweat, drugs (from touching other revelers, ma) and alcohol that will cover every inch of your body. still washing the festivoil off. do not light festivoil.